Ran across what may be the funniest web page ever: [http://Thingsmygirlfriendandihavearguedabout.com/]. Absolutely brill, as my friend who sent it put it.

Man, I wish I was that funny...

Did I mention Mike told me a while ago I'd be a pretty good stand up comedian? I'm not sure if he was teasing or kidding or what, but it is true that I have the right kind of messed-up-ness for it. Unfortunately, I think I crack my own self up too much, which seems to break a lot of comedian rules. Still, watching that Last Comedian standing show last night made me realize I am a lot funnier than most of those people... just ask Ruth.