[Sent to me via wom-po list] :
This is a poem made up entirely of actual quotes from Dubya. The quotes have
been arranged only for aesthetic purposes by Washington Post writer Richard
Thompson. Too good not to share, especially during National Poetry

"MAKE THE PIE HIGHER" by George W. Bush

By George W. Bush

I think we all agree, the past is over.
This is still a dangerous world.
It's a world of madmen and uncertainty
and potential mental losses.

Rarely is the question asked
Is our children learning?
Will the highways of the internet
Become more few?

How many hands have I shaked?
They misunderestimate me.
I am a pitbull on the pantleg of opportunity.

I know that the human being
and the fish can coexist.

Families is where our nation finds hope,
where our wings take dream.

Put food on your family!
Knock down the tollbooth!
Vulcanize Society!
Make the pie higher! Make the pie higher!

[Alexis' note: who knew dubya was a poet? Perhaps there is hope after all...]